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Post by kingjuliengirl on Nov 19, 2005 22:19:00 GMT -5
I've always wanted to make a thread like this and finally I have time! Just post your favorite quotes from the movie Madagascar...well, here I go!
Alex: (spits out a mouthfull of water) This is sea water!
Marty: Oh, you don't swallow it! It's only temporary till the plumming's done.
Mort: I like them, I liked them first, before I even met them I liked them.
Julien: Yes, yes...
Mort: You HATE them compared to how much I like them!
Julien: Oh shut up, you're so annoying!
Mort: (cute giggle)
Melman: (walks out of a men's bathroom) Hey, hey you guys! They've got these nifty little sinks you can wash up in and look...free mints!
Julien: Shhh...we're hiding. Everybody be quiet including me. Shh! Who's making that noise! Oh, it's me again!
Julien: What is a simple bite on the buttocks among friends? (waves his tail near Maurice) Here, give me a nibble.
Alex: What is this? Some sort of inbreeding program? I just say we ask these bozos where the people are.
Julien: Excuse me! We bozos have the people of course!
Melman: The bozos have the people!
Alex: You do?! Great! Fwew!
Julien: They're up there! (points to a skeleton hanging in the tree by a parachute) Don't you just love the people? Not a very lively bunch though...
As you can see I have quite a few...well, maybe more but anyway, I can't wait to see what some of your favorite quotes are so start typin'!
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Post by King Julien on Nov 19, 2005 22:31:01 GMT -5
Alex- I feel like a king!
Julien- King?!
Julien- If he's a king, den where's his crown? I've got a crown! It's a very nice one! Look at it! Have I got it on?
Alex- You mean the "live in a mud hut, wipe yourself with a leaf" type wild?
Julien- Who wipes?
Marty- Do I look like a steak to you?
Alex- Yeah!
Marty- Excuse me! You're biting my butt!
Alex- No, I'm not.
Julien- Maurice, you did not raise your hand. Therefor your heinous comment will be stricken from record. Now does anyone else have the "heebie-jeebies"? No? Good! So shut up!
Julien- All we have to do is wait until they are deep in their sleep. *waits for several minutes* How long is this going to take?!
Maurice- My, what big teeth you have! Man!
Julien- *flicks him* Shame on you, Maurice! Can you not see that you've insulted the freak?
That's all I can remember for now. I'll probably think of more later.
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Post by kingjuliengirl on Nov 19, 2005 22:40:34 GMT -5
Maurice: The party is over Julien! Your brilliant plan has failed!
Julien: Okie-dokie Maurice, I admit it, the plan failed! All is lost! We are all doomed! The foosa will come back and gobble us with their mouths because...we are all stake!
Julien: Come on… time to robot!
[robot voice]
I am very clever king... tok tok tok tok... I am super genius... I am robot king of the monkey thing...
Julien: By the power vested in me, by the law of the jungle, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, BE GONE!
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Post by King Julien on Nov 19, 2005 22:52:53 GMT -5
Melman- You suck your thumb?
Julien- You suck your thumb?
Skipper- We're gonna face extreme peril. Private probably won't survive.
Private- Skipper? Don't you think we should tell them that the boat's out of gas?
Skipper- Nah. Just smile and wave, boys.
Melman- I'm telling you this could be the San Diego Zoo--complete with fake rocks. *knocks his hoof against a rock* Wow! That looks real!
Julien- And to make you feel good, I'm giving you this lovely parting gift.
Alex- No, I can't really. I can't take your crown.
Julien- Dat's okay, I've got a bigger crown! It has a geko on it. Look at him shake!
Julien- *waving goodbye to the zoosters* Maurice, my arm is tired. Wave it for me. Faster, you naughty little monkey!
Julien- Yes! I thought of dat! I thought of dat! Yes, me! I did!
Julien- Now who would like a cookie?
Julien- Get up, Mort. Do not be near de king's feet, okay?
Mort- They're savages! Tonight we die! *clings to Julien's leg*
Julien- De feet! De feet! *kicks him off; babbles incoherently* Didn't I tell him about de feet?
Maurice- He did tell you about the feet.
Mort- *giggles*
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Post by kingjuliengirl on Nov 19, 2005 22:59:44 GMT -5
Alex: They should call it the San De-lam-o Zoo!
Maurice: Too-da-loo! (That one just makes me laugh every time!)
Melman: I, Melman Mankelwhitz, of sound mind and unsound body, have divided my estate between the three of you. (A wave comes up and washes away 1/3 of the will written in sand) Oh, sorry Alex.
Alex: Shut up Spalding!
Melman: I can't, I can't, I just can't do it! (throw boards on the sand which then burst into flames) Fire! Fire! Fire! (stops) Fire!!! Ahh...
Julien: Look at that, that's not a bad view!
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Post by King Julien on Nov 19, 2005 23:15:30 GMT -5
Melman- Canada! Ooh, can we? Cheap meds!
Marty- The penguins are going, so why can't I?
Alex- The penguins are psychotic.
Alex- What could Connecticut have to offer us?
Melman- Lime disease.
Alex- Thank you, Melman.
Julien- Yes, but before you leave, I have an announcement to make. So shut up, everyone!
Julien- Welcome to Madagascar!
Marty- Madahooha?
Julien- No, not "hooha". "Ascar".
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Post by kingjuliengirl on Nov 19, 2005 23:28:18 GMT -5
Melman: Can we go to the fun side now?
Marty: Melman and Gloria are over there having a good ol' time...there's room on the fun side for one more.
Alex: No thanks.
Marty: It's just not the fun side without you.
Julien: They're just a bunch a pansies.
Maurice: I don't know Julien, there's something about that one with the crazy hairdo.
Julien: Nonsence Maurice. (turns to a group of lemurs) Come on everybody! Let's go and meet the pansies!
Alex: (knocks on the door)
Marty: Who is it?
Alex: It's the pizza man! Who the heck do you think it is?
Marty: Somebody call the cops!
Melman: (batting away a foosa with his head) He's psychotic!
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Psycho
A Pansy
Ya' like to fart? Me too!
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Post by Psycho on Nov 24, 2005 22:05:05 GMT -5
I like the line.
Alex: You maniac you burn't it up darn you darn you all to heck.
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Maurice
Foosa Eat!
They're gonna kill us, and take our women, and our precious metals!
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Post by Maurice on Nov 25, 2005 19:31:23 GMT -5
Yeah I like that line too! It's funny. Don't you agree King Julien Girl and King Julien?
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Post by kingjuliengirl on Nov 25, 2005 19:36:56 GMT -5
I do agree! I think it's so funny. It's probably one of the funnier lines Alex says in the entire movie.
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Maurice
Foosa Eat!
They're gonna kill us, and take our women, and our precious metals!
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Post by Maurice on Nov 25, 2005 19:41:04 GMT -5
Thank goodness he wasn't cussing! Because if he was it would have been PG-13.
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Post by kingjuliengirl on Nov 25, 2005 19:45:25 GMT -5
Well they did have that whole "HELP" to "HE11" That didn't really change anything.
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Post by King Julien Jr. on Nov 27, 2005 14:53:57 GMT -5
King Julien: Wlecome the Giant Punsies
I love this quote. especially the way King Julien says it
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Post by King Julien Rox on Dec 19, 2005 18:06:48 GMT -5
Julien: Wake up MR.Alex, rise and shinning....
Wakey, wakey MR.Alex.....
WAKE UP ALEX!!!!!!!
Alex: HuH?!
Julien: You suck your thumb?
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Post by babykingjulien on Dec 20, 2005 12:22:48 GMT -5
OH MAN THIS FUNNY FUNNY STUFF!!!!!!!
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Post by King Julien Rox on Dec 20, 2005 12:54:11 GMT -5
Ya, That movie is so kool!
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Post by babykingjulien on Dec 20, 2005 12:58:22 GMT -5
YEPPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by King Julien Rox on Dec 20, 2005 13:03:20 GMT -5
I just found something kool and funny! Go to my thread in the madagascar links called I like to move it!
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Post by King Julien Jr. on Dec 20, 2005 19:35:41 GMT -5
i love the song i like to move it
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queenalyssa
Foosa Hungry!
I LOVE THE PEOPLE!!!!
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Post by queenalyssa on Jan 1, 2006 18:31:43 GMT -5
*Alex, tapdancing on Melman's house* MELMAN MELMAN MEL-MAN! (Makesme laugh!)
Dang, I think you got the rest... this movie is so dang packed... OH! I GOT ANOTHER!!!
*Marty* CRACKALACKIN!
HA HA HA HA HAH AH AHA !!!!!
ANd this...
Maurice; SO where are you giants from...
Alex: We're from new york and..
Julian: ALL HAIL THE NEW YORK GIANTS!!!
OOOH!!! GOT ANOTHER!!! DUDES!!!!!
Julien(After meeting): WHO WANTS A COOKIE???
ANOTHER
Skipper: HOOVER DAM!
AND THE NUMBER ONE LINE!!!
Private (after about 5 seconds in Antarctica): Well this sucks!
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Post by kingjuliengirl on Jan 3, 2006 18:41:16 GMT -5
That last one is probably the best one in the entire movie! *laughs*
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queenalyssa
Foosa Hungry!
I LOVE THE PEOPLE!!!!
Posts: 93
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Post by queenalyssa on Jan 4, 2006 16:40:07 GMT -5
Even my GRANDPA laughed at that line!
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Post by Ring-tailed Lemur on Jan 10, 2006 8:04:05 GMT -5
Alex: They should call it the San De-lam-o Zoo! Maurice: Too-da-loo! (That one just makes me laugh every time!) Melman: I, Melman Mankelwhitz, of sound mind and unsound body, have divided my estate between the three of you. (A wave comes up and washes away 1/3 of the will written in sand) Oh, sorry Alex. Alex: Shut up Spalding! Melman: I can't, I can't, I just can't do it! (throw boards on the sand which then burst into flames) Fire! Fire! Fire! (stops) Fire!!! Ahh... Julien: Look at that, that's not a bad view! ha ha brill ^^ |
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queenalyssa
Foosa Hungry!
I LOVE THE PEOPLE!!!!
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Post by queenalyssa on Jan 10, 2006 17:56:39 GMT -5
My new fav line is marty singing in teh background
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Post by kingjuliengirl on Jan 10, 2006 20:23:16 GMT -5
I thought that was hilarious too! *falls over*
Born free...dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah...I don't know the words, but we're born free!!!!
(That's what Marty sings in the background in case you didn't notice)
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queenalyssa
Foosa Hungry!
I LOVE THE PEOPLE!!!!
Posts: 93
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Post by queenalyssa on Jan 12, 2006 18:05:23 GMT -5
I know!
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Post by kingjuliengirl on Jan 12, 2006 20:03:31 GMT -5
I WASN'T talking to you!!!! I was talking to the other members who might be reading this!!!!  |
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Post by King Julien Rox on Jan 12, 2006 22:35:18 GMT -5
Woa.... ok. I'm reading it... YAy! ^_^
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queenalyssa
Foosa Hungry!
I LOVE THE PEOPLE!!!!
Posts: 93
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Post by queenalyssa on Jan 13, 2006 16:56:56 GMT -5
I was SHOCKED when I learned that, and then I burst out laughing!
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Post by oxymoronpres1 on Jan 15, 2006 21:01:44 GMT -5
hey! here is my fave quote!
"They're just a bunch of pansies!"
"Your biting my butt!' "No i'm not."
"the penguins are psychotic!!!" "run for your lives"(tee-hee...i mde part of that one up!)
~pres
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