Maurice
Foosa Eat!
They're gonna kill us, and take our women, and our precious metals!
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Post by Maurice on Nov 20, 2005 11:39:44 GMT -5
This place is so farty darty it isn't funny no partys. And have no women in love with me. Maurice starts sobbing. Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
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Post by King Julien on Nov 20, 2005 21:40:37 GMT -5
"Maurice, stop being such a party-pooper," Julien mutters, walking up and flicking the aye-aye's ear, "Besides...it's not your fault I'm more attractive den you. Face it. De girls love de tall, dark and handsome type--dat would be me. De short and squatty type--which would be you--is not all dat popular, you know?"
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Post by kingjuliengirl on Nov 20, 2005 21:42:50 GMT -5
"Hey Julien," Tiki walks by with a dreamy look in her eyes just as Julien is explaining this to the "short and squatty" Aye-Aye.
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Post by King Julien on Nov 20, 2005 22:21:24 GMT -5
Julien grins with an equally dreamy look in his eyes as he waves to her--a silly love-struck wave with the tips of his fingers. He then glances at Maurice and straightens with an awkward chuckle.
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Indi
A Pansy
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Post by Indi on Nov 21, 2005 0:18:36 GMT -5
~~ooc~~ I hope you don't mind if I jump in here. You guys are funny!
~~bic~~ ~~Indi, overhearing the conversation going on between Julien and his right-hand man...or...monkey, smirks lightly and pads over to the group deliberately. Being a bit older than Julien, Indi had once been his babysitter and she knows very well how arrogant he can be. Sometimes she just can't resist taking him down a notch.~~
"Care to dance, Maurice?"
~~She winks at the little aye-aye lemur. In all honesty, she does think he's kind of cute and she knows that without him, Julien probably wouldn't be able to hold the troop together. Being the bold little creature that she is, she's not afraid to ask Maurice to come and dance with her.~~
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Post by kingjuliengirl on Nov 21, 2005 13:23:30 GMT -5
OOC: Sure Indi! The more the merrier! ;D
BIC: Tiki's shocked as she watches the lemur, Indi, who was once also her babysitter, ask the Aye-Aye to dance, but then saw what was really going on when she saw the other female lemur wink at Maurice. Tiki smiles and tries not to laugh as she watches the two. Tiki wonders if Julien really knows what's going on though.
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Post by King Julien on Nov 21, 2005 20:13:33 GMT -5
Julien's jaw drops to the ground and he stares in disbelief at what he's just heard. Indi--a girl--is ignoring him to pay attention to short and squatty Maurice?
"I don't believe it," he mutters, apparently very disturbed by this, "Indi, are you ignoring me--de king? Your leader? Your king? I don't believe it! She's ignoring me. Isn't she ignoring me?"
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Post by kingjuliengirl on Nov 21, 2005 20:27:26 GMT -5
"Oh Julien! The world doesn't revolve around you! Anyway, aren't you happy I'm paying attention to you?!" Tiki places her hands on her hip in annoyance.[/i]
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Post by King Julien on Nov 21, 2005 20:31:39 GMT -5
"Well, yes, but it's not dat she's ignoring me," Julien replies, "It's dat she's ignoring me instead of Maurice!"
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Post by kingjuliengirl on Nov 21, 2005 20:35:03 GMT -5
"Oh, mmhmm!" Tiki sighs in disbelief. "Whatever. I think you're just jealous! She's your babysitter for goodness sakes!"
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Post by King Julien on Nov 21, 2005 20:46:07 GMT -5
"Are you saying I still need one?" Julien frowns, planting his paws on his hips as well, "She was my babysitter. I'm an adult now. I don't need anybody to look after me."
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Post by kingjuliengirl on Nov 21, 2005 20:48:14 GMT -5
"Ok, whatever you say," Tiki added back, she just wasn't in the mood to fight with Julien at the moment. [/i]
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Maurice
Foosa Eat!
They're gonna kill us, and take our women, and our precious metals!
Posts: 131
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Post by Maurice on Nov 22, 2005 11:11:19 GMT -5
Oh yeah I've got a date finally! Sure thing I'll dance with ya anytime anywhere. Okay Indi lets dance. Maurice gives Indi the cute Aye-Aye look. ;D
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Indi
A Pansy
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Post by Indi on Nov 22, 2005 19:41:30 GMT -5
"Don't get your tail in a knot, Julien. You get more than enough attention day in and day out. You're the king, so what choice do we have?"
~~She smirks at King Julien as she dances with Maurice, side-stepping and twirling, sending her long, plushy tail billowing out behind her. She wraps it around Maurice and then pulls back, playfully sending him spinning out away from her.~~
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Post by kingjuliengirl on Nov 22, 2005 19:43:25 GMT -5
Tiki watches the two dance for awhile, "Julien...come on! Dance with me!" Tiki spins around and grabs Julien by the paws, pulling him toward where Indi and Maurice were dancing.[/i]
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Post by King Julien on Nov 22, 2005 21:55:08 GMT -5
"Wait...is my tail in a knot?" Julien asks as Tiki pulls him out onto the "dance floor", looking back at his tail, "I cannot dance with a knot in my tail!"
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Post by kingjuliengirl on Nov 22, 2005 21:59:09 GMT -5
"Julien! You do not have a knot in your tail! Now come on!" Tiki pulls his attention away from the 'knot' in his tail.
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Post by King Julien on Nov 22, 2005 22:11:47 GMT -5
"All right, all right. I was just making sure," Julien replies, starting to dance, though he can't help but shoot an occasionally poisonous look in Maurice's direction, "I'm seriously tinking about tripping his short stubby legs right now...maybe Indi too. Just because she was my babysitter doesn't give her de right to be mean to me."
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Maurice
Foosa Eat!
They're gonna kill us, and take our women, and our precious metals!
Posts: 131
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Post by Maurice on Nov 23, 2005 22:37:23 GMT -5
What a women! Now I don't feel so lonely. Ya know I'm older than Julien that's why I'm his adviser. I'm a little older than you too. You are beautiful Indi!
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Indi
A Pansy
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Post by Indi on Nov 24, 2005 7:00:04 GMT -5
"Please. A grapefruit has more smarts than Julien. I know you're older, but not by much. So where were you when *I* was the one stuck babysitting Julien, huh?"
~~Indi laughs, not meaning to sound mean, but merely stating a fact: Julien is not the brightest light bulb in the chandelier.~~
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Maurice
Foosa Eat!
They're gonna kill us, and take our women, and our precious metals!
Posts: 131
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Post by Maurice on Nov 24, 2005 19:52:02 GMT -5
Yeah Julien is probably burn't out in that chandelier. A Piece of foosa dung is smarter than Julien. You are very smart and pretty! I was off at college when you were a babysitter. (Did you sit on him?)
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Indi
A Pansy
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Post by Indi on Nov 26, 2005 21:29:55 GMT -5
"No, I didn't sit on him. Sometimes I think I should have though. Might have kept him out of trouble."
~~Indi laughs a little, still dancing her little lemur feet off. She smirks at Julien and his pouty attitude.~~
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Post by kingjuliengirl on Nov 26, 2005 21:55:03 GMT -5
"Julien, don't pay any attention to them!" Tiki laughs, "They're just joking ya know!?" She pulls his attention back to the dancing. "Just have fun! I know how much you love dancing,"
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Post by King Julien on Nov 27, 2005 0:04:57 GMT -5
"But dey are making fun of me," Julien whines, "I'm de king. It's against de rules to make fun of de king!"
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Maurice
Foosa Eat!
They're gonna kill us, and take our women, and our precious metals!
Posts: 131
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Post by Maurice on Nov 28, 2005 18:33:36 GMT -5
Ya know somethin'. Julien can't remember what he had for breakfast or if he has his crown on. He's always askin' me if it's on his head!
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Psycho
A Pansy
Ya' like to fart? Me too!
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Post by Psycho on Nov 28, 2005 18:55:50 GMT -5
Hello Indi! Outta the why Maurice she's mine. I was watchin' her in the trees before you saw her! So? Psycho takes a big gulp. Ya wanna dance?
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Maurice
Foosa Eat!
They're gonna kill us, and take our women, and our precious metals!
Posts: 131
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Post by Maurice on Nov 29, 2005 21:39:52 GMT -5
Outta the why she's mine. Jerk. Do ya still wanna dance Indi?
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Indi
A Pansy
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Post by Indi on Dec 1, 2005 11:03:25 GMT -5
~~Indi blinks as another odd lemur pops up beside her and asks to dance. She's never seen this lemur before and doesn't recognize him as being part of Julien's troop, so she side-steps away, a bit closer to Maurice.~~
"Uh...I'm kind of dancing with Maurice right now. Maybe later?"
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Maurice
Foosa Eat!
They're gonna kill us, and take our women, and our precious metals!
Posts: 131
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Post by Maurice on Dec 2, 2005 18:52:53 GMT -5
Never mind him. He's just my evil brother and he hates me. So I like to dance. Do you Indi? I love to dance with the pretty ones.
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Indi
A Pansy
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Post by Indi on Dec 6, 2005 11:02:28 GMT -5
"Of course, I like to dance, you silly little guy! If I didn't, would I be grooving it now?"
~~Indi laughs and twirls around again, lightly bopping Maurice in the face with her tail. She then jumps up on a rock and busts out the fancy moves.~~
"Catch me, Maurice!"
~~She calls down to the little aye-aye, just before jumping off the rock. She knows it's a risk, but as agile as she is, even if Maurice can't catch her, she can easily catch herself. She's just trying to have fun with the chubby little lemur.~~
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