Maurice
Foosa Eat!
They're gonna kill us, and take our women, and our precious metals!
Posts: 131
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Post by Maurice on Nov 23, 2005 23:09:18 GMT -5
Ahhhh. This is the way to live. No forms to fill no foosa and no having to search for food. Perfect. Maurice puts on sunglasses and sips some lemonade and lays in a lawn chair.  |
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Post by kingjuliengirl on Nov 23, 2005 23:15:00 GMT -5
But unknowing to Maurice, two glowing yellow eyes floated in the blackness of a cave. A female foosa, Nushani, lurced in the darkness of her pen in the Central Park Zoo ready to make her move on the unknowing Aye-Aye.
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Maurice
Foosa Eat!
They're gonna kill us, and take our women, and our precious metals!
Posts: 131
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Post by Maurice on Nov 23, 2005 23:18:37 GMT -5
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! FOOSA! Get back I have a lawn chair and I'm not afraid to use it!
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Post by kingjuliengirl on Nov 23, 2005 23:20:11 GMT -5
Nushani shows her razor sharp teeth. She wasn't afraid of the small lemur, or the lawn chair for that matter. "Foosa hungry, foosa EAT!!!" Nushani growled, advancing on the little black lemur.
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Maurice
Foosa Eat!
They're gonna kill us, and take our women, and our precious metals!
Posts: 131
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Post by Maurice on Nov 23, 2005 23:23:01 GMT -5
Fourtunatly there is a door that the foosa is advancing on and he slams it in her face. Take dat' no one fool with me. Yeah!!
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Post by kingjuliengirl on Nov 23, 2005 23:24:18 GMT -5
"Oww!!!" Nushani squealed in pain, grabbing her nose with one of her paws to make sure it wasn't bleeding. "You lemur! I'm gonna get you! I'm gonna get you more than ever!" She growled and started clawing on the wooden door.
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Maurice
Foosa Eat!
They're gonna kill us, and take our women, and our precious metals!
Posts: 131
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Post by Maurice on Nov 23, 2005 23:27:23 GMT -5
Wait! You speak English? I'm shocked! I never heard a foosa that speaks?!!
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Post by kingjuliengirl on Nov 23, 2005 23:30:38 GMT -5
Nushani stopped dead in her tracks, "Well DUH! All foosa speak...we just aren't as talkative as you annoying party rats!"
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Maurice
Foosa Eat!
They're gonna kill us, and take our women, and our precious metals!
Posts: 131
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Post by Maurice on Nov 23, 2005 23:33:36 GMT -5
I thought that all you said was foosa hungry and foosa eat. I'm Maurice. And your name is?
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Post by kingjuliengirl on Nov 23, 2005 23:37:46 GMT -5
"Nushani," Nushani retorted with venom in her voice. "But what is it to you?! I still wanna eat you!" Nushani jumped back then shot forward strongly knocking the door down ready for her fresh dinner.
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Maurice
Foosa Eat!
They're gonna kill us, and take our women, and our precious metals!
Posts: 131
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Post by Maurice on Nov 24, 2005 20:02:24 GMT -5
Out of self defense not to be mean (no time to make friends with Nushani) hits her in the head with the lawn chair and cries for help from Alex. ALEX!!! HELP!!!
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Post by kingjuliengirl on Nov 24, 2005 20:08:52 GMT -5
"Rrrawwwrrr!" Nushani roars in rage, taking a giant leap toward the lemur.
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Maurice
Foosa Eat!
They're gonna kill us, and take our women, and our precious metals!
Posts: 131
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Post by Maurice on Nov 24, 2005 20:27:24 GMT -5
Maurice takes a big 30 pound sledge hammer and hits Nushani in the head and a huge bump is on her head. Haha take that ya big fat foose ball table!
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Post by kingjuliengirl on Nov 24, 2005 20:32:53 GMT -5
But, in reality, this was Maurice's imagination. In real life the Aye-Aye couldn't even lift 5 pounds. Nushani plasters a large, evil grin revealing her teeth, on her face still stalking toward him.
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Maurice
Foosa Eat!
They're gonna kill us, and take our women, and our precious metals!
Posts: 131
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Post by Maurice on Nov 24, 2005 20:58:44 GMT -5
Maurice is so desperate to get out he squeezes between the bars. Ha now I can get help! ALEX!!! ALEX!!! HELP!!!
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Post by kingjuliengirl on Nov 24, 2005 21:02:40 GMT -5
Nushani easily leaps over the top of the cage grabbing the Aye-Aye by his thick, bushy tail. "Haha! What do ya think about that!?"
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Maurice
Foosa Eat!
They're gonna kill us, and take our women, and our precious metals!
Posts: 131
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Post by Maurice on Nov 24, 2005 21:18:39 GMT -5
Maurice thinking quick he stick his claws out and spines her eyes shakes her off and leaps for Alex's pen. Don't mess with me fool!
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Post by kingjuliengirl on Nov 24, 2005 21:19:50 GMT -5
"I ain't no fool!" Nushani screeches leaping back after Maurice.
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Maurice
Foosa Eat!
They're gonna kill us, and take our women, and our precious metals!
Posts: 131
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Post by Maurice on Nov 24, 2005 21:27:23 GMT -5
You missed by 100 miles! Ha! Maurice teases her with joy.
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Post by kingjuliengirl on Nov 24, 2005 21:28:47 GMT -5
"Whatever..." Nushani pauses and looks back at her exhibit where a zookeeper was hoisting meat into her food trough. "Well, you're no fun! I'm going back home to go eat,"
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Maurice
Foosa Eat!
They're gonna kill us, and take our women, and our precious metals!
Posts: 131
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Post by Maurice on Nov 24, 2005 21:37:07 GMT -5
I'm not gonna mess with her again. I hope I get a new cage.
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Psycho
A Pansy
Ya' like to fart? Me too!
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Post by Psycho on Nov 24, 2005 21:55:03 GMT -5
Along side of Maurice's cage is Psycho Maurice's older brother. Hey Nushani! I know how you can get your paws on Maurice. But you must be my friend. And you can have him before tomorrows disgusting breakfast.  |
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Post by kingjuliengirl on Nov 24, 2005 21:57:07 GMT -5
"Okay," Nushani leapt over, "Fill me in! I promise I'll be your friend...and...I won't eat you!"
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Psycho
A Pansy
Ya' like to fart? Me too!
Posts: 40
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Post by Psycho on Nov 24, 2005 22:00:01 GMT -5
Okie dokie. Thats cool. By the way my name is Psycho. I was born Psycho and that's cool.
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Post by kingjuliengirl on Nov 24, 2005 22:02:16 GMT -5
"Ok, ok, whatever! Just fill me in!" Nushani requested not meanly.
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Psycho
A Pansy
Ya' like to fart? Me too!
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Post by Psycho on Nov 24, 2005 22:07:39 GMT -5
Pulling out a clipboard. Okay you're filled in and look I made a friendship book have fun in!!!
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Post by kingjuliengirl on Nov 24, 2005 22:08:47 GMT -5
Oookay! Nushani thought to herself as she padded back toward her den. What did that have to do with anything?
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Psycho
A Pansy
Ya' like to fart? Me too!
Posts: 40
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Post by Psycho on Nov 24, 2005 22:11:47 GMT -5
Nothing! I'm insane remember. That's why my name is Psycho! DUH!!!
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Alex
A Pansy
Alex hungry. Alex eat.
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Post by Alex on Nov 25, 2005 7:07:27 GMT -5
*The tawny lion was dozing in his own little corner of the zoo when he kept hearing his name being screamed over and over...*
"I must wake up... I must wake up... someone is screaming for me... wake up now, wake up now..."
*Alex opens his eyes and listens... nothing...hmmm, he must have been dreaming... oh well... he is lulled back to sleep by sticking his thumbpaw in his mouth...*
"Must've been a dream..." he murmurs... "I am so popular people even scream for me in my sleep!"
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Maurice
Foosa Eat!
They're gonna kill us, and take our women, and our precious metals!
Posts: 131
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Post by Maurice on Nov 25, 2005 18:58:02 GMT -5
Alex!!! Alex!!! Wake up!!!! We have an emergency! I'm about to be killed my guts torn out and my brain used as a chew toy. How stupid are the people?! They put an aye-aye right next to his predator. And that enemy is a foosa!!!
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