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Post by kingjuliengirl on Nov 25, 2005 19:14:34 GMT -5
Nushani was getting bored sitting in her den and decided to go out and "play" with the annoying lemur again. She made sure she was quiet before she started out.
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Maurice
Foosa Eat!
They're gonna kill us, and take our women, and our precious metals!
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Post by Maurice on Nov 25, 2005 19:23:29 GMT -5
I see ya DUM-DUM! Ya can't catch me 'cause' I'm too fast for you. I may be fat but I'm still fast! Haha!!!
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Post by kingjuliengirl on Nov 25, 2005 19:32:51 GMT -5
"That's what you say...but just so you know, I'm WAY faster than you!" She showed him this by lashing out quickly and grabbing the Aye-Ayes tail in her mouth just hard enough so he couldn't escape.
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Maurice
Foosa Eat!
They're gonna kill us, and take our women, and our precious metals!
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Post by Maurice on Nov 25, 2005 19:37:26 GMT -5
Maurice take a bunch of coconuts and knocks her teeth out. Ha take that ya ninny!!!
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Post by kingjuliengirl on Nov 25, 2005 19:40:50 GMT -5
Actaually, Maurice didn't really do that, it was just his imagination. "You know, you don't have anyone or anything to help you now! No coconuts...no Alex! Ha!" Nushani mumbles through her full mouth while jumping back into her pen.
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Alex
A Pansy
Alex hungry. Alex eat.
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Post by Alex on Nov 26, 2005 7:34:12 GMT -5
*Alex is fully awake now and he hears the fat little lemur's cry for help. He jumps up quickly, (wiping off his thumb in his fur) and rushes to the top of the rock in his den!*
"I see you Maurice! I'm coming!"
*Quick as a flash, Alex is over the bars of his area and leaping in to calm down a rather hysterical Maurice.*
"What is it little fat buddy? Tell old Alex who scared you and Alex will fix it... aw, come on now, little feller, speak up! Was it that ugly Nushani foosa thing chasing you around again, thinking no one will come to your rescue?"
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Melman
Foosa Hungry!
Oh, I'm not smiling. It's gas.
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Post by Melman on Nov 27, 2005 23:44:20 GMT -5
"Alex?" Melman's head sweeps up over the fence around his enclosure as the commotion has caught his attention and alerted him, "Alex, what's going on?"
The shy giraffe ambles over to the fence to have a better scope of whatever it is that's going on. He sees the female foosa, then looks back at his lion friend with a confident smirk. His eyes flit back to Nushani, the smug look still in place.
"Oh, you are in for it now, fleabag," he chuckles, recalling the time Alex had terrified the foosa on Madagascar, "You don't mess with the king of New York City."
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Maurice
Foosa Eat!
They're gonna kill us, and take our women, and our precious metals!
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Post by Maurice on Nov 28, 2005 18:40:48 GMT -5
Fortunatly. Maurice ate baked beans today and lets a great big huge so huge it rattles New York city's core FART right in Nushani's face. Hahaha! How does my fart smell foosa? It's the new scent I like to call Kill A Foosa! Haha!  |
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Psycho
A Pansy
Ya' like to fart? Me too!
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Post by Psycho on Nov 28, 2005 19:09:13 GMT -5
Darn it!!! How am I gonna compete with that?!! That'll scar me for life. Psycho Starts making puke noises. Good thing I didn't eat a big lunch. UGH!!!
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Post by kingjuliengirl on Dec 6, 2005 21:50:44 GMT -5
Another example...please try to keep it realistic!
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Maurice
Foosa Eat!
They're gonna kill us, and take our women, and our precious metals!
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Post by Maurice on Dec 16, 2005 17:50:15 GMT -5
OOC: Yor forgetting it's a cartoon not real life I don't have to post a realistic post I can fart if I want to. BIC: I'm sure glad no one fainted! Man the fumes are makin' me dizzy. Man!!!
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Lolita
Foosa Hungry!
The Naughtiest Little Monkey
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Post by Lolita on Dec 16, 2005 23:02:00 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300] -An albino panther almost fainted from the fumes of Maurice's fart. His cagemate, a jet black panther crawled to the edge of their cage and rolled her honey-golden eyes.-
"You call that a fart, fat little monkey? THIS is a fart!"
-Lolita then released a foghorn-like gas cloud, not as earth-shaking as Maurice's, but six times as pungent.-
"Ah, that's a good-Eww!"
-She blocked her black, button-nose.-
"Yuck! Wait until the human people come by!"
-Curtis just had enough of this.-
"Lolita, we have been here for only a week and you're ALREADY embarassing me!"
-His voice more high-pitched than usual due to the twigs shoved into each of his nostrils.-
"Relax, honey... We're not related!" -Lolita huffed.-
"Well, you're lucky you didn't get left behind back in Taronga Zoo! Oh, and where is that? Hmmm... In AUSTRALIA! They chose to take me over here because I was an albino who can do COMPLEX THINGS. You haven't done anything intelligent at all, yet I managed to get the people to send you with me in the transfer. Why? BECAUSE I LOVED YOU!"
-His red eyes glared into his partner's yellow ones. Lolita was such a pretty panther, yet she had no social skills whatsoever and tended to embarass Curtis more often than Mort annoyed his friends.- [/glow]
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Maurice
Foosa Eat!
They're gonna kill us, and take our women, and our precious metals!
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Post by Maurice on Dec 17, 2005 17:29:35 GMT -5
Ugh!!! What the heck is that smell it smells like rotten eggs and dirty smelly cat farts with rotten meat. Blech!!! Man you've got to be kiddin'.
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Lolita
Foosa Hungry!
The Naughtiest Little Monkey
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Post by Lolita on Dec 18, 2005 6:45:23 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300]
-An old cleaner walked past the group of cages, then suddenly choked and died.
Lolita would have gulped if she could, but instead she almost vomited.- "Gee, we need some of that fancy air-freshener the human people use in the wheelie things they call cars!"
"Lolita, this is the last straw! We are going to be transferred back to Taronga if the people find out you've done this!" -Curtis angrily growled.
Lolita bit her 'lip'.- "It was the old guy's time anyway! Surely it'll pass off as natural causes..."
"Natural? That awful smell isn't NATURAL - it smells like... like... Oh, I can't describe it, but it's disgusting!" -Curtis then stumbled to a far corner and upchucked the entire day's worth of food.
Lolita turned to the direction of Maurice's enclosure.-
"I'll be surprised if the whole of this city isn't dead by tomorrow!" -She gagged, almost throwing up the large tea she had.-[/glow]
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Maurice
Foosa Eat!
They're gonna kill us, and take our women, and our precious metals!
Posts: 131
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Post by Maurice on Dec 18, 2005 17:06:54 GMT -5
Maurice has a gas mask on and thats the only thing that is keeping him alive. Holy cow that stunk horrible they should call you stink, stank, stunk! Maurice is nearly dead. My life flashed before my eyes! It was really boring.  |
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Lolita
Foosa Hungry!
The Naughtiest Little Monkey
Posts: 74
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Post by Lolita on Dec 19, 2005 8:48:51 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300]-Curtis fell unconscious.
The smell of Lolita and Maurice's merged farts spread through the air to the rest of the zoo, causing many humans to drop dead.-
"I am SO put down." -Lolita's voice was muffled by an enormous oxygen mask.-
The infamous zoo-hunter creeped up behind Lolita, wearing the highest-strength gasmask known to the world.
He aimed his rarely used lethal bullet at Lolita, preparing to put her down for all the trouble she had caused within a mere week of arriving.[/glow]
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Maurice
Foosa Eat!
They're gonna kill us, and take our women, and our precious metals!
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Post by Maurice on Dec 19, 2005 20:10:38 GMT -5
Without thinking Maurice jumps on the zoo hunter's head and aims the gun right at his butt. That might keep him in the hospital for a while! Maurice takes the gas mask off of the zoo hunter's face. Just inhale and exhale. Haha!
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Post by King Julien Rox on Dec 19, 2005 20:39:42 GMT -5
King Julien just waking up, walks outside his small house in his enclosure.
"Ahhhh, Maurice, what going on?......Ahhhh maaan! What did you do out here Maurice? As de king, I demand that you tells me what I missed!"
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Lolita
Foosa Hungry!
The Naughtiest Little Monkey
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Post by Lolita on Dec 20, 2005 14:01:36 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300]The zoohunter instantly collapsed onto the ground, his face a pale green.
"Oh crud..." Lolita stared wide-eyed. "Okay, how are we going to conceal THIS?"
What a stupid question she had asked, of course it was near impossible to conceal the gruesome event of suffocation.
Though neither Maurice or Lolita were necessarily in deep trouble, as the foolish zoo staff will not suspect the animals to have murdered the janitor and zoohunter.
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Post by King Julien Rox on Dec 20, 2005 14:16:18 GMT -5
Jing Julien looks around and notices the janitor and zoo hunter....
"Woa, whats a matter with them peoples?"
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Maurice
Foosa Eat!
They're gonna kill us, and take our women, and our precious metals!
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Post by Maurice on Dec 21, 2005 17:29:19 GMT -5
They fainted... because farting knocked em' out! You might need this.  |
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Post by King Julien Rox on Dec 21, 2005 17:31:18 GMT -5
"Ok, dat there is some crazy stuff. I might need wat?"
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Lolita
Foosa Hungry!
The Naughtiest Little Monkey
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Post by Lolita on Dec 22, 2005 6:13:01 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Lolita took a drag from her gasmask before speaking.
"You see the oxygen mask he has in his hand?"
She then placed it back over her muzzle, trying to forget the fact that anyone who'll visit this section of the zoo in the next 24 hours would collapse, causing a big news story.[/glow]
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Maurice
Foosa Eat!
They're gonna kill us, and take our women, and our precious metals!
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Post by Maurice on Dec 24, 2005 20:15:40 GMT -5
Cause' you're not gonna breath fresh air. So put this gas mask on now if you wanna live. |
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Post by Ring-tailed Lemur on Jan 16, 2006 5:52:47 GMT -5
A female Red Ruffled Lemur just woken up from her nap. She yawned and rubbed her eyes. "Man what on earth is going on?"
The lemur known as Armar squeesed through the cage bars and ran up to Alex's enclosure next to Maurice.
"Yo Maurice whats going on?"
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Post by King Julien Rox on Jan 16, 2006 14:08:05 GMT -5
*Julien quickly grabed the mask and breathed through it*
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Post by babykingjulien on Jan 16, 2006 15:25:22 GMT -5
A Beautiful Ring Tailed Lemur know as Gigi Woke up to a Rude a waking!"What's that smell!!! Ewwwww!" She shook her haed and streched and ran over to Mort to make sure he was alright he was fine just takin a little N.A.P! Then she shimmed out of her cage bars and ran up next to Armar "What's going on???!!"
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Post by Ring-tailed Lemur on Jan 17, 2006 8:03:28 GMT -5
"Thats excatly i wanna know buddy"
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Post by King Julien Rox on Jan 17, 2006 14:35:50 GMT -5
So do I!
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Post by Ring-tailed Lemur on Jan 17, 2006 14:37:06 GMT -5
"Hmm, it sounds really bad"
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