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Post by King Julien Rox on Mar 22, 2006 19:20:57 GMT -5
"Hmmm... strange..."Joel cracked his knuckles, then his neck.
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Post by King Julien on Mar 22, 2006 19:36:28 GMT -5
"I wonder what an overdose of kindness might do to him," Julien snickers, eyeing his unconscious brother, "I know he doesn't much like dat sort of treatment. He also doesn't like being helpless, so...my genius plan is dis--we treat de crazy idiot wid sickening sweetness, den, if he gets aggressive, we use de darts and make him go night-night again. I tink we can break him dat way--won't be easy, but I do tink it will work."
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Post by King Julien Rox on Mar 22, 2006 19:47:12 GMT -5
Joel rolls his eyes."..and what might be in this for me? Helping some one I hate..."
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Post by King Julien on Mar 22, 2006 20:03:37 GMT -5
"De satisfaction of making him absolutely miserable?" Julien offers with a shrug, "You don't have to have anyting to do wid him if you'd rather not. I just know what I am going to do myself."
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Post by King Julien Rox on Mar 22, 2006 20:22:40 GMT -5
"well, who else is gonna help you?"
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Post by kingjuliengirl on Mar 23, 2006 20:03:29 GMT -5
*Tiki rolls her eyes at Joel's last comment* I'm standing right here thank you very much! *She puts her hands on her hips*[/i]
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Post by King Julien on Mar 24, 2006 0:18:04 GMT -5
"So...I take it you are willing to get in on dis little plan of mine?" Julien asks Tiki, "Mind you, it will not be easy. He will make it so dat de last ting you want to do is be nice to him. You up for dat?"
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Post by kingjuliengirl on Mar 24, 2006 15:42:37 GMT -5
"Yeah, I'm willing," She answered Julien, "He might've destroyed my childhood as I know it but I know it's what my mom and lil' bro would want me to do," She sighed.[/i]
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Post by King Julien Rox on Mar 24, 2006 16:05:53 GMT -5
Joel is sitting there this whle time, thinking."Sorry tiki, I didnt mean to ignore you when I asked who else would help him..."
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Post by King Julius on Mar 24, 2006 20:15:41 GMT -5
Meanwhile, Julius groans and slowly opens his eyes, struggling to move, but quickly discovering that he's been bound quite securely. He cranes his neck to peer at the three lemurs sitting on the beach.
"Hey! What's going on here?" he demands in his loud, abrasive voice, squirming against the vines that bind his paws, "Who did this to me? What happened? Where am I? HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOULD?! Better yet...WHAT THE HECK IS A WOODCHUCK?!"
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Post by King Julien Rox on Mar 24, 2006 20:36:36 GMT -5
"A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuxk could chuck wood, if a wood chuck, could chuck wood...."
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Post by King Julien Rox on Mar 25, 2006 15:48:58 GMT -5
Joel nodded.
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Post by King Julien on Mar 29, 2006 0:34:06 GMT -5
"Just follow my lead," Julien instructs the others, "He asks questions, we answer dem calmly and don't make a big deal out of anyting. If dare's anyting dat will drive him up de wall, it's udder people being calm in de midst of his irrational mentality."
That being said, Julien turns to his writhing, angry brother and stands over him, calmly looking down on him as though nothing bad has ever happened and everything is as it should be.
"Okay, in dat order," he answers Julius, "Nudding out of de ordinary is going on; I did dis to you; you're on de beach; woodchucks never will chuck wood--end of story; and...I tink a woodchuck is a fish."
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Post by King Julien Rox on Mar 29, 2006 1:04:14 GMT -5
Joel watches all of this, thinking to himself.
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